Thursday, February 12, 2009

Good morrow, friends.

We welcome you all to the Pretentious Bastard Alliance; a haven for those who know, deep down in their hearts, that they are simply more intelligent than your average plebeian. It is a forum in which those of you who hold pretention as a religion can feel comfortable.

Be it known, however, that neither jerkish bastards nor pretentious assholes are to be considered members of the alliance; to be a Pretentious Bastard is to follow a certain code.

If you see in yourself a follower of the PBA, grab a pretentious seat and pour yourself a pretentious glass of pretentious wine. Once more, welcome, dear zealots; we hope you enjoy your visits.


  1. Simple relationship avails me to this club, though at this level of pretension I assumed there would be considerably more dialog!